Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Bros.

There are many things, that have plenty of variations, that make a Bro. But the best way to describe them is such.

1. Male College or University student
2. Most likely in a organized group or fraternity
3. Wears one or all of the following. Backward cap, collared button up shirt with sleeves rolled up, shorts, loafers, probably some form of neon (if you go to UT)
4. Has a horrible view of women.
5. He will not have his own personality. If you take him and three or four others around him, they all have the same interests in factors such as film, TV, music, girls, activities, and possibly have the same speech.
6. He parties every weekend all weekend and starts on Thursday. But pshh I do this too!
7. Probably majoring in something mundane. Bros are never usually engineering or business majors. Look for Physical Education, Kinesology, any backward form of getting to be involved in the sports they can no longer play because they're still stuck in high school.

Now I know several guys that could fit into this category but are still decent people. Awesome. Maybe after college they'll grow enough confidence to be original.

But hey, I'm just an Art student. It's not like MY opinion matters. :)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just thought I'd say.

I go to the ASU Business school and it is overflowing with Bro's.

Rich. Stupid. Money-hungry. Spoiled. Bratty. Bro's.