First Day at Texas State

So I decided to make my first day of school interesting by celebrating my last night of freedom the night before. My amazing oldest friend (and facebook wife) Renee drove to San Marcos to kidnap me. We decided to go to The Saint, a club in San Antonio. Kathy came too so we had a fearsome threesome going on. However I had three drinks in under an hour. I had fun club stalking someone who in the end told me "Sorry I was with someone, maybe next time" HA! I WIN!

Anyway, this post is about my first day at Texas State. I didn't get home until 4am last night. I had an AMAZING hangover. So I drag myself out of bed and drive to campus, however I can't remember where the parking lot is. I drive around and finally find a commuter lot. I happened to pick the lot on the opposite side of campus from my class. HOWEVER I did walk from one side of campus to the other in 10 minutes and managed to make it to class on time. (well two minutes late, but that's quite the accomplishment for being lost all morning.

So class was average. It's a business writing course where you learn how to write resumes and cover letters. After class I bought a poster, and started walking back to my car. I made it all the way from Flowers Hall to LBJ and decided I didn't have the energy to walk anymore. I stopped in the Student Center, grabbed a taco, and decided to do some facebook stalking. There were two girls sitting at the table behind me and after some careful ease dropping I gathered that these girls were out at some point partying and had a really good time. THEN - Girl two says to girl one-
"So this morning I pulled out my tampon and a condom came with it"

SO. GROSS.

Welcome to Texas State.